Stripping Wizards on a Bar Top

Wolfstar, Johnlock, Cherik & Stanner here! Also Disney gs, HP house pride, Supernatural, Dr. Who, Clintasha & etc. Social justice issues here, too, & sometimes trigger tags are forgotten. I'm Tiz - a bi ISTJ Cancer Hufflepuff.This is an often pornographic ship & kink-shaming free zone! Welcome, y'all! (P.S. Dean x Lisa prompts are accepted if they can be completed in 1,500 words and your standards aren't high.)